Excuses Excuses

I ll go to the gym

Sweat and be thin

Give up chocolate, yep, I promise, I will

No more swearing and I ll even say my prayers

Give up playing cards, drinking wine, oh and men

I ll even put all my waste in a recycling bin

Did I mention Im giving up chocolate and going to be thin

Yes by the end of this year I ll will be get it all right

Soon as I finish this cake, well just one more little bite

I hope you know the shop sizes are tight

I really dont think they are marking them right

A glass of wine now, my very last one

Well it helps me relax, get some sleep and ahh in the morning Ill go to the gym

The fags, well they will have to go, soon as the packet I have are gone, thats it im done

I like one you see with my wine at night when Im out and about on the town looking for Mr. Right

He ll be tall and handsome and love women with curves wont mind my swearing or the brown on my teeth, me picking my nose or the corns on my feet, love me lumps and bumps and all, 

I ll tell him Im changing, I have my list and soon as I can I ll start it , I swear one day I ll begin

We ll sit by a big fire and drink our Gin and I ll will talk and talk about my plans

Explain how I ll start, as soon as I can

You see if it was nt for  the pain in my knee, my elbow and neck in the mornings im a bit of a wreck

My family have big bones, it is not my fault at all

And staying in bed till noon is just something I do, part of my personility of who I am

But I ll make to the gym at least twice a week

If I m feeling okay and all is going right

I might have a fag just to cam my nerves, once in the day or maybe twice

The odd glass of wine I heard is good, I ll make it a red one, now that will do

I cant meet him, Mr.Right if I give up men, so I ll have to take that one back and off my list

I d go outside and recycle my waste, but ya see Im tired after all these plans

Its not my fault, its just who I am

Ahh F**k this New year stuff, I dont give a damn. :)