expired pepsi

I went to my grandmothers house all nice and happy, she handed to me this can of pepsi. when I finish it I look on the bottom. my mind is blown when I see its expired.

my mind is full my mind is wired, I think to my self, what could possibly go wrong?

worst case sinario I could be grave drawn.

I could get poisoned, I could be done.

I could be counting daisies and getting in line in hevan.

who knows what will happen, who knows what could stand.

when I drank that expired brand.

1990, yikes, thats when I was born.

I sware, I staying away from pespi as long as I'm not scorned.

I'm not scarred, but I will be bathroom geared.

I will be sitting till my mind dissapears.

so I tell you this now, I tell you this why.

look at the pop your grandmother gives you before you decide.

R.M.

( no wonder my dad said no thank you. )