FASHION

I`m sitting alone

Feeling so sad.

For my date should have been a treat!

But the style that I chose was a definite `no`

Now we`ll probably never again meet!

It was meant to surprise him!

Oh! that tall gorgeous hunk!

I`m sorry!...but I made such a boob!

But I doubt now that he`d be willing to wait a while!

To allow me to improve the mood!

Oh!... but I should never have got that ridiculous style!

I thought I could carry it off well!!

You see my figures too round!

In all the wrong spots

Now I`ll find that dress impossible to sell!

Now I understand all those black looks!

When I eventually got to the till!

They had me blushing like mad!!

So I quickly gathered up the bag

And ran out for the bus!

Next time instead of all that fuss!!

I`ll take a bloody happy pill!

G xx