Fast Food Fever

As late night draws near
We haven't any food in the fridge to cook,
Wondering what we can get is so unclear
Then shuffling through pizza menus the size of a book.

Forget that expensive takeout and delivery wait
Easy convenient right nows the best,
Tell me what you want don't hesitate
To get in and out of that drive thru express.

This choice can make the most loving collide
There's Wendy's, Burger King, KFC,
If it were that easy to decide
Checkers, Arby's, Taco Bell, and Micky Dees.

Im so hungry I can eat a horse
Please, I leave it in your hands my love,
The earth my wheels will scorch
Just flying back home with you to bust a grub.

Upon finishing all that food
I feel guilty and bitter,
Then the gas starts with stinky farts
Ending my night on the shitter.