Fathers Advice To his Son. .......Based on Ernest Hemingway poem

Father’s advice to son
(Sorry Mr. Hemingway)

Never trust a lawyer
Or a money lender too.
Read fine print in every contract
Never buy it used but only new
Don’t sign up for the army
Or the navy too
they only want gun fodder
Don’t let that mug be you.
Only marry one good wife
Never write on Facebook
It will come back and ruin your life
Always despise the latest war
Only seek out sweet girls with a smile.
Never buy or rent a whore
Don’t listen to a doctor
they only say your ill
they have no magic cure
just a useless nasty pill
Never trust a gambler
He will steal your very last cent
Your landlord will evict you
Cos you cannot pay the rent.
So lead a good and wholesome life.
And outlive each  and every friend
See them all in the great beyond
When you’re prosperous old life will end.