FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME

She needed it desperately come what may 
Wanted her fifteen minutes of fame today 
What could she do for people to take note 
Something weird and wacky and really remote 

She could walk into town without any clothes 
Maybe the public would be upset and oppose 
Perhaps she could dance in the market square 
However the public might think it totally unfair 

What about if she sang a most beautiful song 
Would the public think it unjust and wrong 
So she gave up on her fifteen minutes of fame 
Decided to abandon the idea a terrible shame