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FIVE TERMS USED BY A WOMAN!

FIVE TERMS USED BY A WOMAN!

1 FINE

This is the word she uses to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut the hell up!

2 NOTHING

Means something and you need to be very bloody worried!

3 GO AHEAD

This is a dare not permission to bloody please yourself!

4 WHATEVER

Her way of saying sod you!

5 THAT`S OK

She is thinking long and hard of how and when you will pay for your mistake!

BONUS WORD: WOW!

This is not a compliment, she`s just amazed that you really could be that bloody stupid!

G xx

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sparrowsong

Hello Georgina...

LOL!

This is very funny...

I guess I will have to stop saying WOW!

I never thought of it as an insult...

Great comedy...

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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Georgina Richardson

Thank you Sparrowsong,

Wow only means that when you`re talking to a thick hubby like mine!

I`m chuffed that you liked it though and that it had you smiling!

Love G xx

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Deborah Evans

Hi Georgina  lol I found this really funny 
I agree with how us women say these things 
meaning something else, I use wow if i`m really in awe 
of something or surprised  We use it a lot down here 
in wales I never thought of it the way you have 
said though, I enjoyed 
love n hugs Debs xx

 

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Georgina Richardson

Glad you liked it Debs and thank you for the compliment sweetie.

Love G xx

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