Poem -
FLAT ENERGY DRINK
The energy drink is flat and lost its fizz
So I don't have any oomph or gee whizz
Will have to rely on adrenaline instead
To help me get out of my comfy bedĀ
Why should I get up so early today?
Another two hours asleep I want to lay
This won't happen I know full wellĀ
I look in the mirror and look like hell
Time to face the world I guess once moreĀ
Wondering what the day has in storeĀ
Get through it the best way that I canĀ
Woe is me feel sorry for this old man
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Comments
Brilliant sounds like me this mornin tho Iām not a man haha pinned luv ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
It is sometimes hard to prize oneself out of a comfy bed to face a cold, dark day x
I know what will get you up in the morningĀ