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FLAT ENERGY DRINK

The energy drink is flat and lost its fizz
So I don't have any oomph or gee whizz
Will have to rely on adrenaline instead
To help me get out of my comfy bed 

Why should I get up so early today?
Another two hours asleep I want to lay
This won't happen I know full well 
I look in the mirror and look like hell

Time to face the world I guess once more 
Wondering what the day has in store 
Get through it the best way that I can 
Woe is me feel sorry for this old man

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Jill Tait

Brilliant sounds like me this mornin tho I’m not a man haha pinned luv ❤️❤️❤️

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Being Me

It is sometimes hard to prize oneself out of a comfy bed to face a cold, dark day x

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Audrey youde

I know what will get you up in the morning 

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