FOR SALE!

Our Berty doesn`t want a busty girl oh no!

Or a skinny stick insect!!

But someone he can cuddle

And to the pictures he can take!

Someone with meat on her bones

And a bit of a come hither look!

But most of all she must be able to bloody cook!!

He likes a tasty meaty pie

Or simple home cooked chips for tea

And someone to cuddle when the match is on T.V

Now our Berty`s a big fella!

A bit wide in girth!!

He`s also six foot two!

He`s a bit ragged around the edges now!

But I suppose there are still some things that he can do!!

He likes talking to his pigeons!

Who insist on landing in the bloody trees!!

He just begs and pleads with them all day long to come down again!

But they just ignore our Berty with great ease!!

Berty is no gallivanting hero

I`ll have you know!!

But he does have a little style!

He may even take you dining once in a while!!

Berty`s got all his bits and pieces

And they all still work quite well!!

But just how long for?!

The answer to that one??

Only God can tell!

So if you like the sound of him

And want to see what makes our Berty tick!!

Please don`t hesitate to call!

Her indoors wants rid of him quick!!

G xx