Hit Fowl

When the caged canary
began gasping
and getting all teary eyed
from the foul suffocating stench
of the toxic hyperbole
and sheer volume of lies
that permeate our environment
we knew what we had to do..Β
We executed the alarmist bird
and returned to the slow cook
soothing denials of the day
because not only
do we always shoot the messenger
we filet their Chicken Little asses
and serve them up with a nice Chianti

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Comments
Hello Steve...
Sounds a little extreme...
Are you a Democrat?
Still?
ββββββIt doesn't matter...
βββββThey take losing at anything very maturely...
They're actually funny...
I really do appreciate your Menu in case I get an Invitation by mistake...
Great write!
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Thank you for sharing...
Bon Appetite
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sparrowsong
You are the first person I would invite to my dinner party because
I have always found people with different views much more interesting
than those who sit around agreeing with everything and anything..
That gets gets boring very quickly
Believe it or not I am one of the few Democrats who want Trump and
his minions to succeed, because if he succeeds my beloved America
succeeds and this is way more important than scoring worthless partisanΒ
political points when the other side fails
I wish more people thought this way
Thank you for your always appreciated comments
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I wanted to see if I would be corrected...
On the maturely part...
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Hello Steve...
A Guy was sent to Walmart for Milk and Cookies...
Are they really still needing that?
Funny if they're not low-fat yet...
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sparrowsong
Bald too...
I have stay away from the Public...
I'd be LMAO all the time...
I'd get locked up into the Crazy House for sure...
OMG!
They Got The Look!
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sparrowsong
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I'm talking about the Mad Girls shaving their heads bald...
Not the Beautiful bald...
I was laughing at the thought...
You know I do that?
I couldn't get the Specific out at the time...
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