Poem -

Hit Fowl

Hit Fowl

When the caged canary
began gasping
and getting all teary eyed
from the foul suffocating stench
of the toxic hyperbole
and sheer volume of lies
that permeate our environment
we knew what we had to do..Β 

We executed the alarmist bird
and returned to the slow cook
soothing denials of the day
because not only
do we always shoot the messenger
we filet their Chicken Little asses
and serve them up with a nice Chianti

Like 3 Pin it 1
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.

Comments

author
sparrowsong

Hello Steve...

Sounds a little extreme...

Are you a Democrat?

Still?

​​​​​​It doesn't matter...

​​​​​They take losing at anything very maturely...

They're actually funny...

I really do appreciate your Menu in case I get an Invitation by mistake...

Great write!
​​​​​​
Thank you for sharing...

Bon Appetite

😏

sparrowsong

Reply
author
Steve Green

You are the first person I would invite to my dinner party because
I have always found people with different views much more interesting
than those who sit around agreeing with everything and anything..

That gets gets boring very quickly

Believe it or not I am one of the few Democrats who want Trump and
his minions to succeed, because if he succeeds my beloved America
succeeds and this is way more important than scoring worthless partisanΒ 
political points when the other side fails

I wish more people thought this way

Thank you for your always appreciated comments
Β 

Reply
author
sparrowsong

I wanted to see if I would be corrected...

On the maturely part...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Β 

Reply
author
sparrowsong

Hello Steve...

A Guy was sent to Walmart for Milk and Cookies...

Are they really still needing that?

Funny if they're not low-fat yet...

😊

sparrowsong

Reply
author
sparrowsong

Bald too...

I have stay away from the Public...

I'd be LMAO all the time...

I'd get locked up into the Crazy House for sure...

OMG!

They Got The Look!

πŸ˜‚

sparrowsong

Β 

Reply
author
sparrowsong

I'm talking about the Mad Girls shaving their heads bald...

Not the Beautiful bald...

I was laughing at the thought...

You know I do that?

I couldn't get the Specific out at the time...

​​​​​​

Reply
Poem -

Tough Loving

Tough Loving

Enough of the lame
hug me
social media lamentations
about your incessant
boo...

Poem -

Hamster Lament

Hamster Lament

Tripping endlessly
on this scrolling horizon
toward the great beyond
treadmill style...

Poem -

Too Mortal Coil

Too Mortal Coil

I am going to die

You are too

Nothing new
but eternally true

So why do we...

Latest poems in Freestyle

Poem -

WHERE DID ALL THE BALLS GO?

WHERE DID ALL THE BALLS GO?

The Ball Bank is empty?

Now, I know you can't make a withdrawal...

Where did everyone's...

Poem -

Put Me On That Train

I'm Coming Home Today

Put Me On That Train

I'll send you 500 dollars right away
I want on that train today

Right now...

Poem -

Music

Six A. M.

Music

Im listening to music for the first time in 14 or 15 days now
I loved music

Music...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com