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FREAKY DREAMS

A man with three legs I saw in my dreams last night 
He gave me the shakes and he was quite a sight 
Sleep was therefore proving difficult to me 
I tried to turnover but saw a lady with eyes of three

Freaky dreams were messing with my head that's for sure
That's when I dreamt of something even more
A child in a grown up body came into view 
Walking in a park and the grass was blue 

I got up the next day my body was reeking with sweat 
These freaky dreams are something I want to forget 
I showered and shaved and looked at my face 
Bloodshot eyes I looked like a creature from outerspace

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