Poem -
Friday 13th ?
Uh uh tis Friday thirteenth tomorrow just take care where you are going.. as your out there God know’s what for, doing your everyday toing & froing
Wrap yourself in cotton wool if you feel the need...... but no matter where you go please stay very safe indeed
Tis just a superstition, an old wives unfounded fear tho why an earth they cunjured these sayings up is a baffling unclear
But none-the-less everyone knows about the horrors on that date so for goodness sake watch what you are doing, don’t take a risk by tempting fate!!!
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Ive never had bad luck either on it but lets hope its good tomorrow too luv xxx thank you kindly Cherie xx
Haha yes me too :) thank you Lauren xx
Loved it Jillian! Hey, did you know it's also a full moon tomorrow? Doubly scary! I've never had good luck on Friday the 13th...or any other day for that matter, but once I had a good Tuesday the 11th(I found some socks I had misplaced...they were in my soup...hmmmm).
Anyway, do you know that you write a poem every 15 seconds?? My eyeballs are trying to keep up, but have come loose from their sockets now, and are rolling around on my desk. So, thank you. ; )
Matthew.
Haha yes full moon is outside my window right now tis beautiful :) haha do I every 5 seconds pml haha im almost into number 1000 then I shall stop writing dittys lol ?
You better not stop writing ditty's, Jillmeister!! We love your dittys! and your poems, too. lol. sorry.
Did you say you just mooned someone?
; )
M.
Well i’m not quite at 1000 yet!!! Watch this space xx
I thought it was very good I haven't even thought about Friday the 13th for a while so I will take care I'm watch the day from my window my chair and ask God to bless me there thank you enjoyed your write Don
Aww thanks loads Don much appretiated ?
I don't like Friday the 13th or the number 13. Both of my parents died on the 13th year of this century and Dad also died on the 13th of July. It might just be a coincidence, but I don't like the number 13.
Aww I’m so sorry for your loss xx
Well, thanks a lot Jillian!
I already had a little bit of bad luck today, since you wrote this...one of my arms fell off, a monkey took up residence in my hair, some goats ate all my slacks and I've been forced to wear culottes, a tree in the forest fell on me...and I didn't hear it, my spleen exploded in my leg(it is in the leg, right?), I accidentally disrobed and took a bath in a large vat of yak urine at a display in our local Walmart, I got chiggers(although I still don't know what they are), I ate some felt, I started taking a Pilates class then realized I read the sign wrong and it was a Pirates class, and had my booty stolen, I welded my arm(that had fallen off in the beginning of this message) back on but in the spot where my leg should be, which made me realize my leg had fallen off, too, i grated a large chunk of cheese then realized it was my leg that had fallen off, I accidentally sold my last pair of socks on Ebay(and well under retail. I thought I was selling hamhocks! but I don't know what they are...so I sent my socks), and I accidentally decapitated myself shaving.
So, it hasn't been THAT bad of a day, pretty normal, but still icky.
Next time, please write about a happy event!(like yak grooming).
Thank you!!
M.
Teehee dont bother I did it for u coz great poem thisun ???
Roflmao u need to send this to cosmo for poem Matthew haha ???
Yes! It could be called A Day in Matt's Life!! Good idea!
Thanks! lol.
M.
Twas a no brainer ??❤️
Did you just call me a no-brainer??!! Well..thank you, that's one of the nicer things anyone's said to me! I appreciate it!
Matthew.
As if Id call u thatun noo I meant adding your work was a gotta do no brainer ??
I know, my friend! I'm just picking.
Thanks for being a sport.
You're really cool.
Matthew.
You are a riot, my friend!!
I like loopy people(like you and Cheerie, but don't tell her I said that!), so thank you for being one of my few friends on here. You're great!
Matthew.
A rebel rouser!!!’??
A pebble schnauzer! ??
M.
Lol mmmm dunno wat it is :)
Neither do I, but it seemed like the thing to say at the time.
LOL.
Haha u do hav a vivid imagination n a way with words Matthew ??
Thanks Jilliard,
Sometimes I do have a way with words, as a matter of fact I'm dating a word, it's 'thrombosis', and I've been seeing it for about 2 months now...it hates me(I didn't say I have a good way with words, just a way with them).
Love your sense of humor!
M.
Awww u dont wanna date a thrombosis thats a no gud for nothin lac take it from me :(
Well, she left me for the word Metacarpal anyway, so I'm alone again, naturally(hey, that should be a song!). Thanks for caring!
M.
Im stuck on poems now :( cant think of gud subjects :(
What about 'The Yaks of Penciltown'? Or 'If Only My Leg Were An Arm!' There's always 'I Think I Have A Melon Lodged In My Nostril' or 'The Origin of Felt'. See, there are lots of things you can write about!
How about 'I'm Being Ostracized For My Lack of Pants At This Formal Function(A Debutante Ball), Even Though They Were All In the Wash!'
Plenty of relevant subjects that others will relate to!
C'mon Jillian! Think!
LOL.
Matthew.
Ay I was sat waiting on your amazing, brilliant ideas lol gee thanks Matthew ??
You're welcome! Please use them freely(just pay me the royalties collected on them! Especially the melon lodged in my nostril one, it's very dear to me). ; )
Get writing!
M.
Just adding one now but thought summit mesell this time around x?
Is it The Monkey's of Trafalgar?? I can't wait to read it.
No its acceptable to say NO?
Yes, but is it unacceptable to say yes? It's a conundrum!
M.
No’s more important I reckon in this world tho x
I knew that u was just teasin tho coz u from across the pond well I wasnt that sure lol ?
: ) : ) : )!!!!!!!