The Gay Male

In the city of Katy, there lived a gay male

He was reasonably tan, not exactly pale

People figured he would become a drag queen

Rather as that, he would never be seen

Shop until you drop was always his phrase

Sadly for others that would cause malaise

His money, he saved for clothes and coffee

Some of the garments were undercut and saucy

His hair he kept styled to perfection

It matched his voice with a strange inflection

He seemed completely prideful and filled with great lust

People would stare at him with enormous disgust

His friends towards him were greatly jealous

They never understood why he was so overzealous

To the idea of becoming a fixer for campaigns

His future office he also wanted filled with little Laines.

His sassy attitude could be over looked

Because the inspirational speeches he gave, would have people hooked

We must not forget that he was always a good friend

On him, anyone could always depend