Poem -

g_d damn it

g_d damn it

Holster your Hossanas

No need to pray for me

I got God covered

The Supreme and I
reached a late night accord
over cocktails
where I locked in future grace
in exchange for my foregoing
to ever spew
the invective GOD DAMN again
as he mumbled something
about blasphemy
and my dangling by a thread
eternal soul

Who knew the Lord
took our frickin words
so god damn literally?

 

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