GERTY GETS A CUDDLE

" Okey doke me little dove! what colours are we avin? "

(((( Aye...ya can bloody watch out missy!! I`m keepin tight hold of them bloody savins ))))

" Ooo!.....um......er! Oh nothin too bright lovey, I`m easy, you know me! "

(((( I`ve already seen it pally me old lad, and I`m havin it, just you bloody wait an see! ))))

" Red or blue maybe? What about a nice pea green?! "

(((( A flippin bloody rainbow with pink spots! anything as long as you`re quick an it`s bloody cheep! ))))

" Well....er! I was thinkin of just a bit darker! Black an grey perhaps! but I`m easy pet! "

(((( You`re such a bloody stuffin old fashioned fart at times our Berty ))))

" But we`ve already got a black an grey one me dove!! "

(((( Blummin eck woman I`m not made of chuffin money! ))))

" I know it is lovey!... oooo! look at that cuddle chair!! That`s so romantic int it?! look there`s another one over there! "

(((( I will have me own way pally me old lad you just watch!...but easy does it Gerty girl!! ya nearly bloody there! ))))

" Ooooh!..... see that one me love! now then... in`t that nice? "

(((( Park ya bum Gerty girl!! Quick hide the bloody price! ))))

" Ooooh it`s so comfy love!...come on chuck lets have a cuddle "

((((( HOW BLOODY MUCH!!!??? Jesus stuffin Christ girl...its chuffin bloody telephone numbers!! ))))))

" Er...um...ooh eck!...have ya seen the price Gerty girl? "

(((((( Oh Lord help us....knock some chuffin numbers off will ya lad...I don`t own bloody Lloyds Bank ya know.....she`s doin me bloody head in kidda! ))))))

" Er....come away me dove...lets try another! "

(((( Oh chuffin Lord she`s so like er bloody mother!!

Oh Jesus now look who`s bloody comin))))

" Hi there sir, how can I help you? Oh!! would you like to try this one Madam? "

((( Oh bloody ell.... he`s lookin bloody pale! )))

" Bloody get me out of here lad...away from er! "

" Pardon me? are you feeling poorly sir? Do you need to sit down? "

(((( Oh Lord help me please!!....I really need this bloody sale!! ))))

" Oh deary me....Ha ha ha!....take no notice of him lad.... he`s fine he`ll be okay

Wrap them up son....we`ll take the lot....an don`t forget me cuddle chair....we`ll take them all away today! "

" I`ll bet that cuddle chair was your idea, was it sir......wink wink? "

" Oooh yes...my Berty`s always been such a romantic so-an-so!!....that`s how we`ve got six kids....wink wink!! "

G xx