Poem -

Gimmyget

The death to all good and right
Is at the hands of gimmyget
Stalking all he or she might
Tis a death blow you wont forget

Begging from unsuspecting
Prospect, both far and just as wide
Nothing seems worth protecting
For there seems no safe place to hide

Gimmy this and gimmy that
For naught, to be sure, do it now
After the get, satisfied yet
Think not, that he will not allow

Give is the key to all life
Me is the short circuit to death
Awesome power against strife
Selfishness works just as good math

Last where about, near your heart
Be sure to walk with great caution
Just think of others from the start
You can defeat gimmy's notion

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