GOD COULD-AH, WOULD-AH, SHOULD-DAH!

Can't God let life stay stationery
So we can all remain happily unconcerned
To follow life’s many paths
That would still be filled with hope and the Devil.
It would be grand if we never aged
Only in our brains or our dreams
So we could have a ball in children’s bodies as old farts!
And the world would stop spinning
So we could all enjoy the seasons of living without getting dizzy.
It would be OH SO satisfying
When criminals stopped robbing
Because the rich donated 100 million to anyone who applied
The world would surely be a better place
But, maybe not!