God of the Banquette

Head Chef working in the Kitchen of Your Heart
 
Your recipe's are flawless
 
Send out your delectable dishes according to your superb tastes that they may be set before us as well
 
Pardon our involuntary reactions when new foods present an 'acquired taste', as our previous diet was very bland
 
We too will ignore the burping and flatulance of fellow diners
 
Please don't close your kitchen up early and serve up the waste and expired scraps
 
Share with us your fresh and quality portions
 
You are indeed The No. 1 Master Chef
 
Your cuisine is second to none!
 
There's no other restaurant we wish to eat at
 
Ever