Going to the Dentists :(

I dread going to the dentistsÂ
It’s an annual visit that I hate :(
Even if it’s just for a checkup my anxiety is in a state... worked up in a frenzy... like a mouse in a lions den, as soon as he says “Your all done” my inner-voice says “Amen”
Sitting in the waiting room as I filter thru the queue, I am beside myself with nervousness, I don’t know what to do.... I have the heebie-jeebies, the shivers & the shakes... which explodes into an erruption the longer my turn takes
So at last they call my name...
my dentist sits me in the chair,Â
I’m all sweaty what a shame...
he reclines it then & there...Â
Poking, prodding, jabbing with his tools in my gob, I’m panicking like hell whilst trying not to sob....what a horrible procedure...God forbid if I need a filling with his vibrating machine & it’s pneumatic drilling...
What an awful racket, such a singey smelly sound... just as well I’m on a chair coz I would pass out on the ground....no offence Mr dental surgeon but I detest seeing you... you make me have the jitters with everything you have to do :(
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Amen, Sister!!Â
I abhor the dentist, also!! I have to go soon, too. I'm thinking about hacking off my head and sending it to him, so he can do his work, and I don't have to actually be there. Then, I'll re-attach it, post appointment, and everyone will be happy...except the sad people. Good idea? Thanks!Â
Loved your write, you captured the awfulness of the dental appointment so nicely.Â
Good luck!! (maybe try the head thing and let me know if it works, OK? Thanks).Â
Matthew.Â
Teeheee haha ay but reckon being headless will be actually a worse ordeal for us scaredy cats Matthew ... we need to be brave just for one day!!! ???
Yeah, I guess you're right, but I'm halfway through the neck with my hacksaw! What do I do now? Do you think Gorilla Glue will work for reattachment? I'll try it, and let you know. Man, these dental appointments are crazy, aren't they?Â
Thanks!Â
Matthew.Â
Pml@ u hey I wrote an Abominable yeti for you yesterday did u like it :) ?
Really??!!Â
Thank you!! I wasn't on much yesterday, so I didn't see it. I will check it out right now.Â
Thank you so much, my awesome friend!Â
Matthew.Â
Okay yes wrote it especially for you thatun xx?
Aww me too Thanks Lauren luv much appreciation for your warmth ???