GOOD PLAN STAN

 
I have known Stan for almost twenty years 
Throughout that time he always comes up with new ideas 
Always carry an umbrella when it rains suggested Stan 
Go to the doctors if you are feeling ill my man 

As you can see Stan is full of interesting plans 
Like opening a tin if you want beans out of cans
Stan also told me if you want something you must ask 
No flies on Stan he's certainly up to the task 

I'm sure you're thinking that these plans are plain and simple 
Like using spot cream should you have a pimple
Stan takes the credit for these plans and many more 
Someone has to think of them that is for sure