Goodbye.

I am sad.
Sadder than a pork pie seller in a synagogue.
Sadder than a turkey at christmas.
I am lonely.
Lonelier than the man on the moon.
Lonelier than a potato in a fruit bowl.
I am suicidal.
More suicidal than a kamikaze pilot.
More suicidal than a king without a realm.
I am broken.
Broken like Humpty Dumpty.
Broken like a pugilist nose.
I am leaving this world.
Goodbye.