GOT HIM..!!

"How was jail?" said the slug to the snail?" Dark  damp and nasty,just right! "said the snail.  

"Who posted bail?" said the slug to the snail" I don,t really know i never quite caught his name", came the snail,s refrain."Was it hard going "said the slug to the snail, " No" said the snail with a shake of his tail." I went one time over and then on the way back the warder  called hey snail you,ve  made bail, hurry up grab your shell from the rack."

"Did you kill him?" said the slug to the snail.The voice of the snail echoed deep from his shell..." YES I DID AND SURE HOPE THAT HE,S ROTTING IN HELL."

"He murdered my brother as he sat on a twig. That murderous bird with his dirty great beak.He murdered my brother along with his wife as they were doing as nature intended for a snail and his wife."