Poem -
GRAB AND GO TECHNIQUE
Squirrels can read...
Squirrels can't avoid food at theme parks, either...
Birds and French fries makes for a happy day as they work up an appetite from frolic and play...
To be a Squirrel living at a theme park...
Dodging feet makes you hungry too...
Squirrels know candy...
They have the grab and go technique mastered...
So when a hungry Squirrel comes to visit, check it's hand and mouth...
Humans are put in jail while Squirrels can just enjoy...
It must be nice to be a Squirrel...
Hugs...
Benevolent Bard
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Hi B.B,
I love squirrels, very intelligent creatures. However the ones in Regents park in London will run up your leg if you have the temerity to try and eat a sandwich and rip it from your hand. We've got well hard squirrels in Britain,
Love your work Sparrow,
Nigel.
LOL!!LOL!!...that's awesome FEATHERS!!..... that is one BOLD squirrel...... and clever enough to get the peanut M&M's......I Love your style girlfriend!!.....ALL STARS!!.... great stuff!!...... smiles......T xo ???✴❤❤✴
Hello Nigel...
Animals are very funny and clever especially when they're hungry or just have a craving for something different...
They're very bold in London...
Some people can feed them right out of their hand here, too...
Thank you for your fun comment and support my friend!
Hugs...
BB sparrowsong
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Hello Tony...
I laughed so hard when I heard about this on the Radio...
I'm sure Disney can put it through loss prevention...
The Squirrel messed up their inventory...
That Squirrel knew where the nuts were hidden...
?????
I wonder if it was the first time or the first time it was actually busted...
When I go to Florida I will cover the M&M bill on behalf of the Squirrel...
It's not it's fault it doesn't have pockets...
Thank you for your fun comment and support my friend!
Hugs and Smiles!
Love and Rockets!
Feathers
Hello Tina...
Such a slick move like that, I would have offered it more so it could share with the family...
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Glad you enjoyed!
Thank you for your sweet comment and support my friend!
Hugs...
Benevolent Bard
In my version of Disneyland--Dark Park--there would be no squirrels, B.B.
Only rabid rats.
We wouldn't serve M&M's either, just finger sandwiches.
No, not those kind of finger sandwiches.
I'm talking about sandwiches made from the actual fingers of park patrons, heh-heh.
They are crafty little pick pockets too.
You have been forewarned...
~Dean :}
Hello Fernando...
You're the first to complain about that...
Some people know me that way...
I started as a story teller...
Comedy, etc...
We all have a style...
If you like Rhymers then stop arguing and come up with something a little clever yourself...
If I was like Emily Dickenson I would rhyme I'm sure...
Maybe, I don't like reading a lot of swear words either in a poem but, that may be the new modern...
I have no idea...
Thank you for reading and your comment...
Hugs...
BB
Hello Dean...
Thank you for the warning...
I'm sure you would reach maximum capacity everyday...
Rabid rats...
Of course...
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Have to have another way for them to pay because, they wouldn't have fingers to use to hand over money...
Thank you for your interesting comment and support my friend!
Hugs...
BB
Hahaha...
I wouldn't use ALL their fingers, B.B.
I'm not completely heartless you know?
You are more than welcome.
Blessings...
~Dean :)
That's very kind of you, Dean...
Don't worry I won't tell...
Wouldn't want to ruin your reputation...
?
Hugs again...
Dear B.B.,
I know this "Technique" all too well
It has been mastered by my son
He "Grabbed" the green, meant just for us
And away quickly did he run
Love,
Larry xxx
Hello Larry...
My son went into incognito because, I won't give him any more money...
I think that's where he went anyway...
He shut his phone off and everything...
But, I don't know really what's going with him...
The choice is yours and how we we feel and respond to disappointments in our life...
I choose to be happy no matter the bad moments that come along...
Best wishes and blessings!
Hugs...
B.B.