Poem -

Granny's Sniggers

Granny's Sniggers

Sausages and chips,Ā 

sauces and dips

thoughts of them

has me licking my lips

then I remember the hips

So I’m going to back away

as I remember what my granny used to say

makes me smile as I remember her sniggers

ā€œlittle pickers,bigger knickersā€

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Jason Brown

Ahh...I can almost smell the sausages and chips!!

Your Granny wasn't wrong...but, when you're a granny; MANY years from now: you can just say...

Thanks for the Spanx!!

It's rare to find a poem that makes you hungry...

J ;)

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Susan O'Reilly

thanks Jason love the thanks for the spanx sorry I made you hungry hope its lunchtime lol x

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