GREEDY MAN IN A RESTAURANT

 
What a greedy and gluttonous fellow was he 
So much food he had for his tea
Starters were not one but actually three 
Will tell you about the main course if you agree

Vegetables of every kind were on his plate 
No consideration for his waistline or weight 
The meat of course was chicken,beef and pork 
Tongues were wagging and people starting to talk

Main course consumed with a bottle of wine
Desserts a plenty finished his meal off fine
Three desserts made his meal finally complete 
Wouldn't like to see his total bill receipt