Poem -

Growing up

Childhood growing up 
We knew so bloody much 

Smelling smells of heroin

Deodorant covers everything 

Balls of foil glistening 

I stood listening 

Newbury park toys r us 

Window shopping just for us 

Meet Percy in the car 

Loved my days out with the pa 

Fall asleep at the wheel 

I don't no if he will 

I never thought that I would say

I miss them smells and Ilford lane 

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