G`s SILLY QUESTIONS!
If God made us....Who made him?
Who was the author of the Bible?
Why do we say `near miss` when we mean `near hit`?
Where does all that weight go that you lose on a diet?
How come aircraft black boxes are all orange?
Where did Tarzan get such a great haircut?
Why are white horses called greys?
Why is there no ham in hamburgers?
How did the first person to look in a mirror know who it was?
What`s the second line of the song `Guantanamera`?
How come you never see a hearse at a petrol station?
Why is `I` written in capital letter when `me` isn`t?
Why do you only ever see one shoe lost on the motorway?
Do Cows ever wonder what we do with all that milk?
How come the water only ever comes half way up a duck?
How come little tug boats can pull such big ships?
Who decided that there were 24 hours in a day?
Why don`t dogs get sore throats when they bark?
Who said the first word?
How did they know what it meant and who told them the answer?
Why are black and white not colours?
When you lose something why is it always in the last place you looked?
Why do they call it a `round of toast` when the bread is square?
My head`s full of daft questions!!
G xx
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Hi Sweet Georgie, too many questions without answers though thought provoking. We have no choice but to accept them the way they are. Some we'd find the answers when we get there.
Lovely picture with beautiful faces to behold. Thanks for sharing (pix and poem).
Lots of love....Rose
Hi my little Rose,
I`m glad you liked them sweetie, I just thought we`d have a bit of silliness for a change. Thank you for the lovely compliment on the photo, that`s just made my day my darling. That`s my youngest daughter Bethica-Rose, she`s my little rose bud just like you! and also my hubby Geoff!.... I was the last in the queue when God was dishing out height! Geoff`s 6ft 4 and I`m only 4ft 11, but he`s great when I need to get out of the wind! I just stand behind him!! I call him my portable mountain!!
God bless
Love and hugs
G xx
Hi Sweet Georgie, I'm glad Bethica has a "Rose" to her name. I feel honoured. I sure noticed the height difference between you and Geoff. You compliment each other. You two look lovely together.
Lots of love ...Rose
Thank you honey for that lovely comment.
G xx
Hi G Great questions of which i `d like to
know the answers too :-)
loving the pics too beautiful family you have
Enjoyed love n hugs Debs xx
Hi my Debs,
It`s irritating not being able to get the answers straight away! Although if we were given them we wouldn`t bother to try to learn would we?!! It`s bloody good fun trying though. I love daft questions they keep me entertained for hours, but then I`ve always been crackers!!
Love G xx
Hi Dear G,
Wow! You have asked more questions in one day, than all of my three ex-wives did in the twenty years I was married to them. I'll see if I can answer a few of them for you. For your first, have you never heard the expression "Mother of God"? For your second, Jesus, Moses, Allah and Buddha. For your third, a "miss" refers to a woman, which is more preferable than a "hit man". As for the weight, it generally goes to a storage unit, to be put back on within a year or two. Black boxes are orange because they are generally retrieved from the salt waters of the ocean which turn them orange. Everyone knows that Cheetah is Tarzans hair stylist. The white horses are called greys because dust settles on their hides. The next, because this sandwich was named for the Earl of Hamburg. Next, they didn't. They just made an educated guess. That's so easy "Guantanamerra"! Very simple, all funeral parlors are equipped with their own gas pumps. Because it would sound stupid to announce "the mes' have it" You only see one shoe because, the other one was found by a one legged person. No, because their teats are so swollen they are just happy to get it out. In reference to ducks, the other half is hidden in their ass. Because, as you should know, although they be little, they be fierce. Sex maniacs, because originally there were forty eight, but they got too tired. Because most of the dogs come equipped with throat lozenges buried deep in their necks. The first word was spoken by a mute who finally spoke, screaming "oh, shit" when he came face to face with a dragon. The dragon got his point across very quickly. Evidently, the African Americans think they are. Very simple, because it wasn't in any of the other places. And finally, it comes from the ancient tradition of many men getting together for drinks, and making several "rounds of toasts", and if you didn't know that, you really are a square.
Giggles, Laughs and Love,
Linda and Larry
YOU ARE NEARLY AS CRAZY AS ME!
My Larry!... that`s now official!!
So welcome to the club...it`s a bloody big one!!! You do know that there are hospitals for folk like us!... don`t you?!! They do a fabulous range of comfy white jackets that fit very snugly!!!
I love the logic of your answers and thank you for putting my mind at rest for a while! I just love daft questions! my heads full of them!...The sillier the better! They`re much more fun!! I drive Geoff round the bloody bend...but at least it gets a smile out of the old boot...if I`m lucky that is. Now as a new member of my special `TWIT`s CLUB` it`s your bloody turn buster!.....
GO FOR IT KIDDO!!
I love you to pieces
G xx
P.s, Yes but my Larry!.... Who made `Mother of God` then???
G xx
Simple, "The Mother of Inventions"!
oops, typo! S/B "The Mothers of Invention"
Love,
L and L
But who made them???.....lol?!!!!!!
G xx
Hi G,
"The Fathers of Time". Who made them? "The Mothers of Invention". What came first, the chicken or the egg? Just roll with the punch lines and rock with the laughter.
xox Larry
LOL!!
G xx