The Hairy Scrotum

My appearance is like the undergrowth of the amazon rain forest, or a explosion at a mattress factory.  Hair colour, a bit of young and old and European, like fair grey and well ginger.

My purpose is to keep two large chicken egg size obstacles warm and safe, it's not bloody easy carrying these unnaturally sized obstacles around.

When he gets them out I give a shout, Ahh  fresh air at last, but people do stare at the amount of hair and unnatural size and scream with surprise, but they don't realise all the hair and large size makes me sweaty and saggy and so bloody angry

When he goes to the beach and the sea he does reach, I let out a sigh as i the scrotum does float like a over filled boat and my different coloured hair the fish it does scare. My hair acts like a net and does make me fret in case it entangles a crab that would painfully grab my oversized balls.

Not easy being a hairy scrotum

Would rather be 

A 

Hand or foot or ear or nose

Or a beautiful eye

But 

Certainly not I.

P s.  wish he would change his underwear more frequently .