Poem -

Halloween

Big and small rapscallions are out for Halloween;
A burning bag with doggy stool upon a stoop is seen.
A rock goes through a street light, a window gets the same.
The owner runs into the street but no one’s there to blame.

A giggling group of ghosts and goblins runs up to a door.
Their little bags are full of candy, but they all want more.
A man dressed as a pirate leaps out upon his porch.
He yells, "Avast! What have we here?" and raises up his torch.

The children scream out, "Trick or treat, you have to make a pick,"
And then they see him smile and he says, "Fine I’ll take the trick."
The little ghosts and goblins are startled and confused.
The pirate, much to their dismay, is totally amused.

The kids go in a huddle.
Their thoughts are all a muddle.
Suddenly the huddle breaks. They smile at their host.
An Olympic-10 cartwheel is done by one enchanting ghost.

TRICK IT IS!

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.

Comments

author
Fraser Allister

I have no idea what to comment about. I wrote a poem, here it is.

Reply
Poem -

Halloween

Big and small rapscallions are out for Halloween;

A burning bag with doggy stool upon a stoop is...

Latest poems in Comedy

Poem -

the library

the library

i came back from the death
you put upon my thoughts today

to meet with you once again...

Poem -

Weaning myself off social...

Weaning myself off social media platforms...,

especially Facebook, but also
Telegram and Zangi
courtesy going cold turkey
ideally...

Poem -

Get To The Back Of The Queue

For once in your life

Get to the back of the queue
My head's been done in all my life because of people like you

...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com