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Halloween

Season of mists and pumpkin lanterns;

Witches round flickering laptops chanting,

Broomsticks programmed, ticking over

Brewing up potions for flagging lovers.

Eye of toad, wing of bat,

(try your chemist for some of that!)

Youthful rhymers do their rounds

In ghoulish masks about the town;

Lighting bangers, stampeding pets

With screaming rockets like diving jets.

Then home to duck for apples bobbing,

Noses red and fingers throbbing.

These are the trappings of the season

When superstition conquers reason.

Primeval forces and buried dreams

Bewitch the night at Halloween!

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Tina Moore

LOL i really enjoyed this fred  ,good bit of halloween comedy !    tina x

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Fred Mcilmoyle

Thanks Tina - Irish humour is hard to beat eh!

Fred

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Tina Moore

LOL might have guessed you were irish ,as me !   tina x

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Fred Mcilmoyle

Thanks Susan - We all seem to share the same sense of humour don`t we

        Fred

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