Poem -

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YAY ME!

YIKES 2023

Hello Heidi?

No, it's Ben...

Ben?

It's been awhile huh?

Do I sound like a girl?

I mean like they?

Yer?

​​​​​​Puberty Blockers I guess...

Puberty blockers?

​​​​Is Heidi there?

Yes...

Horse?

YAAA...

Phone...

Hello?

​​​​​​Hello Heidi...

Heidi doesn't live here...

I'm Horse...

What's up?

It's sparrowsong's birthday and I was wondering what you thought about?

Ok.Β Β 

I'm going to stop you there...

sparrowsong and I don't I mean aren't friends anymore...

Since when?

Since that bird said she didn't want a pronoun for people to call that bird...

Pronoun?

Since when?

Over 2 years...

What?

sparrowsong didn't tell you?

No...

We're not girls and boys?

What are you?

I'm Donkey...

I'm confused...

Hello Confused...

Bye Horse and Donkey...

​​​​​Hello?

Hi...

​​​​​​I saw your referral service...

I would like something special forΒ 
someone very special...

What's the occasion?

Birthday...

When?

Tonight at 7:00...

I will put a mass request out...

When someone responds I will let you know...

It's a surprise and the...

Hold on please...

Hello?

Hello...

Thank you for holding...

I have good news and bad news...

What do you want first?

The bad...

Really?

Yes...

Are you sure you don't want the good?

Yes...

You sure?

Positive...

Ok...

Bad news right?

Yes...

The surprise can't be there until 8 tonight...

The good news?

You can have the surprise at 8 pm...

Is it for your Husband?

No...

Child?

You might think so...

Dog?

She's not a pronoun...

Pronoun?

​​​​​​Would you like to confirm for 8:00 PM?

Yes...

I'll need some information...

Ok.

Hold on...

Ok...

Whenever you're ready...

The payment went through...

Would you like to add a $20 tip?

No thank you...

$10?

No thank you...

You're having a party...

$5?

No tip added please...

The surprise hasn't shown up yet...

If you're going to tip you have to call me back...

Call you back?

Yes...

Ok...

Why?

It's the rules...

Ok...

You're all set...

Enjoy your party...

Thank you very much...

sparrowsong?

Hi...

Hi...

Is everything ok?

Yup...

Ok...

Are you ok?

Yes why?

You asked me in a strange way...

Oh...

There's a lot of strange right now...

Tell me about it...

Do I have to?

No...

Not right now...

Happy Birthday!

Thank you very much!

I'll be back in a few minutes...

You didn't order a Giraffe did you?

A Giraffe?

​​​​​​Someone called and said something about something and an animal...

The message?

Will be able to be there before 8:00 PM afterall...

​​​​​​This conversation is weird...

It's been a strange day...

That's all the weird days you got?

What?

One day?

That's it?

I've had over 600 of those suckers...

​​​​​​I think I'm getting a headache...

I'm going to take a nap...

What time do you want to be woke?

Not you too?

sparrowsong

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Hj

This πŸ€£πŸ‘ I’m very confused but I love it πŸ˜‚Β 

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sparrowsong

Hello HJ...

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I think you speak for a lot of us with all the weird πŸ’© going on...

Thank you for your fun comment and support...

sparrowsong

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Marion

Really entertaining write Sparrowsong x

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author
sparrowsong

Hello Marion...

If anyone is confused by this...

Imagine how the children feel...

Something told me you would understand this...

Thank you for your kind comment and support!

sparrowsong

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