HAPPY SHOPPING

Sparrowsong I was wondering if you could give me some advice?

I will try...

I need to get my Husband a gift and I don't know what to buy...

What's he like?

A dog...

No...

What does he like?

Oh...

Women...

What's his favorite hobby?

Sex...

How's your marriage?

I wish I was dead...

Perfect!

Excuse me?

Does he sail?

No...

He's more like Al Bundy who sits on the couch with his hands in his pants...

It's good you're keeping some things to yourself...

What do you mean?

Him...

He's all yours and no longer in population...

Buy him a Boat...

He doesn't know anything about boating...

Do you want to be married to him for the rest of your life?

Will my life end in a year?

You could live another 30 years...

Boat you say?

Watch the weather...

When you know a storm's coming tell him it's the perfect day to take the Boat out...

The fish are really jumping...

What other option do you have for me?

Divorce Court...

Thanks Sparrowsong...

Where are you going?

A storm's coming, I'm going to buy a Boat...

Happy Shopping!

Hugs...

sparrowsong