HE WAS NOT TYE PICK OF TGE LITTER....A SMALL LOVE STORY
LOVE WITH A PERFECT IDIOT.

It was at my older sister's engagement party
That I met him.
He was a complete jerk
He found me sitting in the garden
Half lit with too much wine.
And moping with self pity.
There I was
no further along in a relationship
Than when I left school ten years ago.
No one even in sight.
But he saw my vunerabilty and hit on me.
I told him he had a bad reputation
That it was said he would fuck a snake
If it wore a skirt.
But he hung in
after four more wines
I went to his room
and I slept with him.
weeks later I found out I was pregnant.
It was his, I had not been with anyone else
I called my sister and told her of my condition
She demanded to know who the father was
I was so ashamed I could not mouth his name.
But she guessed it
Oh my God Susie. Alex!!
He's a moron
I nodded in agreement.
When I told him three months later.
He just smiled and softly said
never mind honey
Let's get married.
I said are you crazy.
He said yes I am crazy about you.
I was 8 months pregnant when we got married.
We had an outside reception by the river.
Opposite the castle.
He married me and then
The he sang a love song to me in spanish
He learned fucking spanish
His voice was horrible
But I swear I think it was then most beautiful
thing I have ever heard.
When our little girl was born a few later
He became the best father on the planet.
And he treated us both like gold.
Six years later
We have four kids now
And our house is a disaster
But I have think the is the
second happiest person in the world.
That is next to me of course.

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