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HEAD CHEFS AND WAITING STAFF

Get these meals out pronto and toot suite 
Nothing worse than vegetables and cold meat
This was said by the head chef to the waiting staff 
He was getting stressed as I tried not to laugh 

Preparing dinners for about a hundred people or so 
The head chef has a right to let the waiting staff know
Food was finally delivered from that restaurant door 
Just as well it was that's for certain and sure 

The waiting staff waited to clear the empty food away
Desserts would follow the head chef would mention and say
Get these desserts out to the people double quick
Now the head chef was behaving like a lunatic 

Waiting staff and chefs don't always see eye to eye
It's funny though when service is done both are as nice as pie

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Katina Woodruff...

Finally, a poem that is rich in humor. I could see the waiters in the restaurant, hurrying to bring plates of hot food. I could hear the head chef yell out orders, stomping his feet around, making sure all was right with the food, before it landed on someone’s plate. Reminded me of the show, Hell's Kitchen. 

Well done. 

 

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