HEAD SOUTH AT THE ROOSTER

You know you're in the country when...

You need directions because there's no cell phone service...

There are no pay phones...

No taxi cab driver to ask...

Hello Mr. Who is walking five hundred yards to his mailbox...

Where is the nearest grocery store?

Are you sure you want a grocery store?

Yes why do you ask?

You will need gas before you get to the grocery store...

I have a quarter tank of gas...

That's what all the city folks say...

Do you have a gas can?

No...

That's what all the city folks say...

Go yonder about twenty miles...

Head North at the cows in five miles...

If you pass the cows...

Drive five miles and you can turn in their neighbors driveway...

Go through two yield signs...

You know you will be in the right direction when you get off the paved road...

Head South at the Rooster...

You will drive eight miles and head west...

The grocery store will be five miles...

YOU CAN'T MISS IT!

Have A Great Day!

Hugs...

sparrowsong