Poem -

Heaven

Oh heaven Dear heaven,you can find any kind of men or women

you can be twenty or even seven, so let me explain more okay then?

any food that you like is ready in a minute ,Pizza,rice, Kebab with Lemon

Angels will help you to get high,with cocaine, Marijuana you'll be able to fly

Valium is in everything food and your drink, any kind of drugs that you can never ever think

all men are muscular,nice and cute, some of them wear baggies and some of them suits!

there are many David Beckhams and behruz vosugh, do what the hell you like,let's have a drink salute

enjoy your stay this is Heaven,now it's time to tell you about women

women are slender,charming and beautiful, for having them there's no limit or any kind of rule

some of them always shake it by the pool ,go and join them ain't it cool?

you can have all Monica bellucci or even Batools ,name is not important you know they're just tools

even God describes them in heaven,for having huge huge boobs

i think that's enough and you are ready to take off, but Hey stop!before you go you should do some stuff

for more information read holy Bible and Koran so I'm not wasting your time go and have fun.

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