HELP HELP

Help help my turkey has escaped 
Was in the oven it's kinda pear shaped 
Not sure how and I don't know why 
Maybe it used its wings and started to fly 

Help help my vegetables are undercooked 
Christmas dinner is well and truly stuffed
What shall I do I'm starting to stress 
My plans are all awry and in a mess 

Help help my Xmas pud is now burning 
Beans on toast is now what I'm yearning 
A disaster in the kitchen oh dearie me 
What a Christmas this has turned out to be