Help Wanted

Is there anyone out there that can offer me a hand, 
I have some problems and now I'm a mess, Is there anyone out there that can offer me a hand,
I have a girlfriend who's quite a stress,

I wonder if all women are hard to please,
I pray to god and hope not,
I want an answer to blow by like a gentle breeze, 
Cause there's something wrong with the one I've got

Is there anyone out there that can offer me a hand,
She's driving me insane,
Is there anyone out there that can offer me a hand,
Please come quickly cause I'm in pain

Women say men can't satisfy,
Which I know is not true,
I can testify,
And say anyone that can't be satisfied is you

Is there anyone out there that can offer me a hand,
I'll take all the help you can give,
Is there anyone out there that can offer me a hand,
I just have a few hours to live,

Now I'm the one dying,
Which isn't to be,
If you think I'm lying,
She's given me a new type of HIV

Is there anyone out there that can offer me a hand,
A doctor I'd prefer instead,
Is there anyone out there that can offer me a hand,
My mom can't know my last wishes if I'm dead......