He’s football mad ?
He loves his football, whilst he’s yelling at the screen blastpheming at the ref, just as well he cannot be seen
He gets excited when his team does score but if it’s in the opposite net then you should hear him roar
When he was a lad he was a goalie for his team, to be a professional player was always his dream
Alas one afternoon when he was saving a goal, he jumped in mid-air & landed bad poor soul
They rang for an ambulance,his kneecap came out, it must have been painful coz you should of heard him shout!
Well that was the last time he played football, he had a cast on for ages, nowadays hes glued to the t.v. & reads the soccer pages
Yes he’s football crazy this man is football mad, it takes him back to the days when he was goalie as a lad
His wife doesn’t like it, it drives her insane & when it’s on the television she shouts “OH NO NOT AGAIN!!”
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I LOVE this JILL!!.... because it's SO TRUE for SO MANY!!...... the husband with his TV..... and the wife being driven crazy by his devotion to his team on TV (smiles)...... but here in the U.S..... it's NOT soccer..... It's FOOTBALL with touchdowns not goals for points!!.....I played 9 years of American Football..... and I have to admit I am a CRAZY mad fan of the DALLAS COWBOYS!!.... however, my passion for the game of football has actually peaked Cherie's interest in the game, so much so, that we now watch together every Sunday..... and planning on going to an NFL game here in Charlotte, North Carolina!!...... sometimes miracles do happen!! (more smiles)......thanx for sharing this one with us all JILL!!...... fun stuff!!.....ALL STARS!!......LOVE & ROCKETS!!......T xo ?❤
Ahhh so lovely Cherie is your wife doh I should have guess sooner lol but this is my hubby’ football career actually what happened:) p.s he luvs usa football too :)) xx
Jill,
You're loopy...I like it. Your writes are so fun to read, and brill. lol.
But I think you should call it either soccer or football(you sport name hoarder! Kidding). We Americans stole the name for our sport, and are confused by the dual monikers. lol.
Thanks for always making us smile!
Matthew.
Hahaha@u teehee well I’m soo pleased a make u smile & chuckle too Thanks so much Matthew ?
You're welcome, Jill, but I was really hoping for an odd, British saying in your response. lol. Tally ho! (is that British? Or Pirate?)
M.
Pml shugs what u like !!! Eeh a’divina wat u on aboot!!!! :)
I'm not sure if that was a horrible insult, or you were writing with a crumpet in your mouth, but thank you! That's what I'm talking about!
Are crumpets a thing? Can I have one?
M.
I said I dont know what u are on about pml :) teehee yes crumpets, muffins same thing here in UK both delish xx
LOL. A lot of people don't know what I'm on here about!
Thanks for the Brit fix!
Hey, why do you guys drive on the wrong side of the road??!! Doesn't that cause a lot of accidents? Is it drinking related? Kidding! Perhaps too many eggs in your tea?
M.
Aha nooo its u lots on completely wrong side road man not us Brits!!! n eggs aint in me drink they to eat on toast for me tea-time 5pm mealtime lol plenty drunk accidents tho I’m affraid!!! ??
I think if God had wanted us to drive on the left side of the road, He would have put our left leg where our right one is, and vice-versa. Am I right?? (I hope so). lol.
You put toast in tea??!!
My gosh.
M.
Pml I drive with automatic so perfect for me teehee :))))
I drive using my hands on the pedals, and my feet to steer...it's very uncomfortable. Oh well.
You're silly, yet fun.
Matthew.
Omg just as well u not on our roads pml what with me boppin along at 80 mph on country roads haha xx
Oh yeah, well I might just come over there and drive on the correct side of the road to show you how awesome the right side really is! LOL.
Hey, what's pml? Pinch My Luvvly-gubbly? LOL.
PML!
Matthew.
Haha pissin mesell laughin’ ?
OH!! Wow! Now I'm pml'ing! Thank God for Depend Undergarments! (kidding, I don't really wear those. lol..I don't wear any clothes...besides socks...and pants and stuff.
Thank you for explainin'!
Matthew.
Haha too much information Matthew lmao thats ‘laughin me ass off’ by the way!!! ??
LOL! Thank you, Jill.
You're a riot.
gmtp! That's gum meat tomatoes and pickles...that's my grocery list.
LOL!
Matthew.