HEY GOVERNMENT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT

You say you want us to have it for free...

Free healthcare...

Free education...

Since you're being so generous how about free cars, free clothes?

I saw a gorgeous dining room for only $10,000...

​​​​​​I wouldn't mind it at all if you throw in a free Chauffeur...

A nice large swimming pool with a waterfall would be definitely a pleasure...

I wouldn't mind at all if you give me a shopping spree on Rodeo Drive and a week long vacation for free in LA might be very dreamy...

I wouldn't mind wearing a $1,000 pair of new jeans everyday while I rake up the hay... 

You give your list of a few ideas of what you say is free...

I'll trade you yours for mine...

Oh yes please call so we can make arrangements for my new car in case the Chauffeur goes away for a Free Holiday...

Many thanks for free...

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