Hey You.

Hey you.
Who me.
Yes you.
What you want.
You.
Me.
Yes you.
Why.
Because i like you.
You like me.
Yes i like you.
But you don’t know me.
I don’t know your mind but i know your appearance.
You like how i look.
You bet i do.
I don’t bet.
Neither do i.
You don’t.
I don’t.
Well I’m sorry but you can’t have me.
Well I’m sorry but i will have you.
You won’t.
I will.
No.
Yes.
Hey you two.
Who us.
Yes.
What.
I want you both.
Oh fuck not again said the first man that was being bothered by the second man who wanted him.
You can have me said the second man to the third man who wanted the first and second man.
Ok you’ll do said the third man to the second man.
Thank fuck for that said the innocent first man, they’re two fucking nutters.