Poem -

High With Santa

Jiggle all the way

High With Santa

We won't be only dashing through the snow. 
No no
The neighborhood will be begging keep it low
Ah poor Rudolph 
We now know why your nose are red
Ha ha
To make them deliveries
Boy you'd need the edge. 

Who drops gifts through the chimney
Oh no
When you can hand them over through a one horse open sleigh party in bikinis

All the boredom gone
With bells on balls and tips
Uh la la
All the fun in the world 
Jiggle all the way. 

 

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