HOPE!

These aren`t wrinkles our Berty!

They`re laughter lines!

Well something must have been bloody hilarious for a soddin` long time our Gerty!

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Eee our Gerty that there`s another rerun on the food channel!

Berty! That`s the bloody microwave ya daft aperth!

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Life was a bit boring around the old folks home, till Gerty started putting Viagra in the water supply!!

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Laugh till ya leak! It just makes it funnier!

G xx