How dare he!!! 😱

Oh my giddiant I just stood there at his sly, sneakily sight

He was big, black and hairy, I was in an awful plight

I immediately panicked, not knowing what on earth to do

Huh and I almost wee’d myself, I had only woke up for the loo

Coz this terrible Tarantula had me in such a stew

So I grabbed ahold of the first thing I could find and I bashed it with my shoe

Now for all you Spider lovers out there, it definitely wouldn’t feel any pain

Coz I wacked it once then I walloped it again

If anyone had seen my actions, haha they would think I was totally insane