HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?

Electric Company:

To whom it may concern...

​​​​​​PAID IN FULL

I will no longer be needing your service...

You will be receiving many letters like this from my entire block...

Per our conversation the other day and your rules you stand by...

You charged an extra fee because, you can...

Not a nice way to treat a Customer who paid your service fee and at times paid months in advance for 3 years and only personally used it for 4 months...

What you didn't realize is that you pushed me and I push back...

​​​​​​Please come promptly and retrieve your equipment that though I bought it I don't own it, but now I don't need it...

You have 30 days to remove it or you will find it on the curb...

How do you like me now?

I have come up with a way to have free power...

I am giving my system away to everyone on my block...

Word of mouth, the best advertising there is...

I hope I won't need a Warehouse...

If I do, I will have one built...

☺

I am keeping the pole because it cost $650.00 and, I'm going to decorate it...

I don't like bills anyway...

Hugs...

sparrowsong