Poem -

H's

The man who can't pronounce H's went to the sopĀ 
Whilst he was there he bought a pork copĀ 
A terrible infliction as you are about to seeĀ 
H's we take for granted just like A and BĀ 

He never stayed at ome and or in a fancy otelĀ 
The lack of H's was causing him ellĀ 
To make matters worse his name was arry Ā 
How he wish he was named Larry or BarryĀ 

So if you see this man please don't say hello Ā 
For he will be jealous of the H that's on show

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