Poem -

H's

The man who can't pronounce H's went to the sop 
Whilst he was there he bought a pork cop 
A terrible infliction as you are about to see 
H's we take for granted just like A and B 

He never stayed at ome and or in a fancy otel 
The lack of H's was causing him ell 
To make matters worse his name was arry  
How he wish he was named Larry or Barry 

So if you see this man please don't say hello  
For he will be jealous of the H that's on show

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