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humm dinger

humm dinger

the humble bumble bee
I remember you in Set Three,
buzzing behind the tainted net
whilst Miss pointed at me.!
'Sit down you silly child..
stop flapping about..
it won't hurt you, it just
wants to get out'
Yes just like me..
It's only small, look at it to
the size of you.!
I don't like bees Miss,
and I don't want to sit
waiting for a sting from it..
silly child, said the headmistress..
such a weakling,
Years later I read, it's quite possible
to drop dead from a single bee sting.
....... if you are allergic..
Russian roulette with a insect..
I knew that back then what it
was capable of, it didn't fool me, humming about nonchalantly,
trapped in secret rage in asylum
class. it's a wonder I didnt
lash out and kick someone's ass,
metaphoricaly ..

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