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I Can’t Even Look 👀 at Me

I Can’t Even Look 👀 at Me

      I can’t keep always impressing myself 
all my mirrors are screaming and yelling 
pop pop 
your in your prime 
     I can’t just keep 
looking at me 
and see what nobody else can see 
age is a dated line 
     I can’t even look 👀 at me 
I took the mirrors down and I don’t even shave 
there’s nothing to see 
i got nothing else to say 

2022

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Tony Taylor

Hey CHARLES!!.....I do look forward to reading your offerings......you always make me smile....I particularly enjoyed the "and I don't even shave" part of your charming phrasing!!.....Very cool picture you chose for this too!!......ALL STARS!!.....well done my friend.......LOVE & ROCKETS!!......T xo  : )
PS.  Which one of those guys is you!!......smiles!!

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Popop Rifici

Tony Taylor 
we don’t write 
✍️ 
for fame 
Never met a poet that got paid 
we don’t write ✍️ for 
any other reason than 
we don’t have tv 📺 
a dog to walk 
and any other 
responsibilities 
we write ✍️ 
because we are lonely losers 
Until 

she knocks on the door 
stay tuned 

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