Poem -

I DRANK THE WHOLE THING

I DRANK THE WHOLE THING

That's strange, the glass is empty Sparrowsong...

Whatever it was it needed more sugar...

You shouldn't make that and serve it to guests...

Sparrowsong please don't tell me you drank that...

You said there was juice on the counter...

I said there was a glass on the counter it's not juice...

You either left out the not or said it so softly I didn't hear that part...

What was it, anyway?

It was plant food that I made...

Plants like that?

It helps them grow...

If you swallow a seed and drink that what would happen? 

Well, let's see Sparrowsong...

Not everything grows in dirt...

You don't have anything to worry about, unless...

Unless what?

You seem a little nervous...

You swallowed a seed?

Yes, I did...

How much did you drink? 

I drank the whole thing...

What kind of seed was it?

Watermelon...

That's too bad...

Why?

If it was a fruit tree seed you could see if you grow sprouts...

Watermelon is a whole different thing...

What signs should I look for?

Wideness, I suppose...

How long?

That depends on the size of the watermelon...

No...

How long until I know?

I don't know...

You might want to stay out of the sun just in case...

Stay out of the sun...

Right...

For how long?

Until, you know the seed didn't take...

Next time, before I drink the whole thing of something could you be more clear?

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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Greg Etsell

LOL LOL you are funny great poem lol lol

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

That's a taste that you never forget...

I don't want to make that mistake again...

It's been a long time since I've done that so far so good...

:)

Thank you for your comment and support! 

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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sparrowsong

Hello Dblankportrait...

Thank you for the smiles too my friend!  

If I grow one I will be happy to share once I figure out how to get it out of there...

I will take your advice if there are no takers...

:)

Thank you for your comment and support! 

Hugs and Smiles! 

sparrowsong 

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sparrowsong

Hello Sis Cherie...

I was teased when I was little and I used climb up on the toilet lid and hold onto to the sink and I would be looking in my mouth and as far as I could see to see if anything was growing...

My Brothers couldn't stop laughing at me and they said I would feel it...

:)

Thank you for your comment and support my friend! 

Love n Hugs 

sparrowsong 

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sparrowsong

Hello Dblankportrait...

Pee freely...

Really?

That would work?

That would make my heart dance?

COOL!

Got to go!

:)

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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