I LIVE ON THE TUBES

 
I live on the tubes and it suits me just fine 
I don't care if its the District, Northern or Bakerloo line 
I can always remember my first time of my unusual situation 
It was when I boarded a tube at Liverpool Street station 
 
I have seen men fight and argue the toss 
I have seen prostitutes getting off at King's Cross 
Who can forget the time at Fulham Broadway 
Two men holding hands I think they were gay 
 
Then there was the time I got caught without paying my fare 
The journey was between Farringdon and Leicester Square 
Living on the tubes ain't easy my son 
But the people I see give me enjoyment and fun